Target

Target App Reviews in a Nutshell 🛒📱

Crash-tastic Disappointment 💥

• Apparently, this app loves to crash like an overconfident party crasher at a wedding. Particularly frustrating when you can't see those Black Friday deals.

Login Limitations 🤷‍♂️

• Some users haven't even been able to open the app for weeks! It's starting to feel like logging in requires voodoo chants and ancient rituals.

Forced Convenience? 🤔

• Forget about easy filtering or smooth transitions. The app switches you to the website, which then forces you back to the app. It's a dazzling dance of "why bother?"

Signing Snafus 🚫

• Oh, you want to check your gift card balance? Just create an account first because who needs good user experience anyway?

In-App Concert 🎸

• Surprise! The app now serenades you with music. Because we all need a theme song for shopping, right? 🎶

Functional Follies 🛑

• Drive Up feature fails during a pandemic? Perfect timing! Add some unpredictable "Buy again" options and messed-up search results, and it’s a party.

Storage Drama 📦

• Forgetting to add items to the cart is a new personal hell, especially for our wheelchair users. Great way to ensure healthy exercise though, right? Extra trips FTW 🙄.

Tech Tangos: Freeze Frame 🥶

• Freezing and glitching? Just another day at Target. The mobile website seems more reliable, making the app feel like your unreliable buddy who's always late.

The Great "Name" Debate 🚫

• The app seems to think your legal name is imaginary. No account creation for you!

Payment Puzzles 💳

• Picking a card from existing cards is an Olympic sport now. Better luck next payment?

Target vs Walmart 🎯 vs 🛒

• Target app outperformed by Walmart? Oh, the irony!

Gift Card Gridlock 🎁

• Users with stocked-up gift cards can't access their money. You’ve got MY MONEY, Target!

Search Shenanigans 🔍

• Looking for an ironing board? Here's a coupon for a steamer instead. Ta-da! Much search, very wow.