Strategy
- ⭐️ 4.5💰 Free
Strategy
- ⭐️ 2.9💰 Free
Simulation
- ⭐️ 4.5💰 Free
Finance
- ⭐️ 4.3💰 Free
Tools
- ⭐️ 4.1💰 Paid
Sports
Golf Clash - Golfing Simulator
- ⭐️ 4.3💰 Free
Music & Audio
- ⭐️ 4💰 Paid
Music & Audio
- ⭐️ 4.5💰 Paid
Golf Clash - Golfing Simulator
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4.5
Average Rating
2,620
Total Ratings
133
Total Reviews
🎮 Game Vibes & Controller Drama 🎮
This game is a visual masterpiece with an epic environment! Players are begging for Part 2 already. Whether you're slicing through foes or exploring, it's best played with a controller - the experience simply elevates to the next level. Touch controls are fine but can get finger-tangly on a smartphone screen. 🤷♂️
🚀 Control Catastrophes 🚀
The floating movement pad might be cute in theory, but its practical use has gamers pulling their hair out! A fixed joystick option seems more elusive than Bigfoot and players want it bad – like "I’d-sell-my-firstborn" bad. 🕹️ Developers seem to have gone radio silent on this issue despite multiple pleas and refund requests.
📏 Customization Frustration 📏
Gamers need freedom... at least when it comes to button layout customization! Redimensionable buttons that can move around as if they're practicing interpretive dance would make everyone happy. Instead, they're stuck wishing they could resize or reposition those pesky buttons so they’re hit-friendly.
👾 Bugs & Glitches (Oh My!) 👾
The resolution feels lower than the bar after last call, especially apparent on fancy devices like z-folds. There's also an arcade machine easter egg bug where items outside of chests remain untouchable—like ghost items laughing at you from beyond reach!
🔥 A Love Letter to Devs (With Requests) 🔥
Dear devs: your game rocks our socks off, but we need some tweaks! Fixing those floaty sticks should really become gaming gospel—it’s hard enough getting overpowered by bosses without wrestling dodgy controls too.
💔 In summary, it's an amazing port crying out for better control options and higher resolution visuals – but hey, still 5 stars because who doesn’t love a challenge?! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"good gameplay and better enviroment"
"It is absolutely amazing! Well done devs. I recommend playing with a controller."
"Great game, but the floating movement pad needs to be optional. A stationary movement pad would be better. Please implement this!"
"Cool game was waiting for it. Hope you guys give us 2nd part 🙏🏼, I recommend playing it with a controller if you can(elevates the experience) nothing wrong with the touch controls this may sound obvious but due to the nature of smartphones your fingers are gonna be in the way."
"The directional control doesn't work properly, it's a easy fix don't know why they don't do anything about it"
Thanks for bearing with us while we polish this pixel-perfected pandemonium! Keep those feedbacks coming like blessings from the heavens. Praise the Miracle, or at least try not to get crushed by it. 🙏✨
PC/Console Experience Now on Mobile: Take your epic gaming journey wherever you go... just don't play in church, it might be a bit blasphemous. 🤭📱
All DLCs Included from DAY1: Get all the goodies right out of the coffin—no need to sell your soul for extra content! 🕹️💀
Gamepad or Touch Screen? Your Choice!: Because who doesn't love options when slaying monstrous abominations? 👾🤳
In Blasphemous, you're thrust into Cvstodia—a land cursed worse than Monday mornings after a holiday weekend. Play as The Penitent One, trying to hack n' slash your way through an eternal cycle of death and rebirth (sounds fun, right?). Discover secrets buried deeper than grandma's cookie jar as you execute grotesque monsters and titanic bosses eager to tear you apart like that one annoying wrapper on candy bars.
Explore a Non-Linear World: Traverse landscapes more twisted than pretzels at Oktoberfest while dodging traps deadlier than Aunt Martha's fruitcake recipe. 🌍🔪
Brutal Combat Awaits: Channel your inner warrior with Mea Culpa—the sword born from guilt (it cuts deep). Master new combos because who doesn’t want more ways to slice dice? ⚔️😈
Execute with Style: Enjoy gory animations so beautifully rendered that even Picasso would blush...if he were into executing enemies that is. 💥🎨
Customize Everything but Your Haircut: From relics to rosary beads, customize till your heart’s content without any awkward salon visits. Mix n’ match for survival strategy galore! 📿🔧
Boss Battles That Make You Sweat Faster Than Summer Heat Waves: These gigantic creatures are no teddy bears; learn their moves—or prepare for yours truly devastating attacks instead. 😅🐲
✅ Epic storyline filled with mystery and intrigue
✅ Stunningly macabre pixel art visuals
✅ Engaging combat system keeps things fresh
❌ Not safe for work unless your boss loves gore too
❌ Might keep you up all night wondering about religious symbolism
❌ Could cause spontaneous player outbursts due sarcasm-induced frustration
Now grab some holy water (just in case) and dive headfirst into Cvstodia where danger lurks at every corner—and sometimes it's wearing nothing but blood-stained pixels… 😇🔥