MTG Fans Be Like:

From 5⭐ to a 3⭐. The game is lit, best card game ever! But the app... Server issues, crashes, sometimes won't even let you play. Major bummer! 💥🚫

"Rigged!" ☠️

Awesome free game with tons of cards! But the timers... OMG! People abuse timeouts like it's going out of style. Matches lasting 30+ minutes for basic moves? Ain't nobody got time for that! ⏳💢

Nice! 👍

Crashing Nightmares: The app crashes mid-match, and you can't go back. Happened multiple times and it's maddening 😤!

Card Nostalgia: Miss the OG cards. New gameplay? Not so much.

Mono-Deck Whiners: Mono deck players are the worst, zero skill involved. (crying fiercely)

Too Long; Didn't Tutorial: Got forced into an endless, boring tutorial despite being a Magic veteran. Ugh. 😴

Back in the Game: Stopped playing 10 years ago, but loving the idea of the app over hoarding cards. 📱📚

Algorithm Antics: Feels like every move is predetermined. Especially when free gems are involved. Doesn't feel like real-life tabletop at all. 🎲📐

Newbie Struggles: Confusing at times, freezes occasionally. But fun when working. ✨

Eyestrain Extravaganza: Deleted in 5 minutes. Text too small to read on phone. Settings crash when adjusting font size. Near-sighted folks, beware! 👓📵

MTG Aficionado: "It's MTG, what more I gotta say?" 🎉

Tutorial Torture: Just wanted to play, but the forced, tedious tutorial got in the way. No thanks! 🚫📚

Meta Mess: The game meta is unplayable trash. Win by turn three or don't bother. 🗑️🔥

Strategists Unite: Game for thinkers and tacticians. 🔍♟️

Loading Hell: App won't load, stuck on a black screen. 🖤🌀

Server Sorrows: Crashes with 20 cards in play. Disconnection issues ruin the fun. sighs deeply Fix servers and monetization, please! Magic itself is the greatest game ever made. 🎩✨