🚗 Lyft App Review Roundup 🍿🌍

The Bad:

• App doesn’t work on multiple phones anymore. Maybe teleportation is better? 🤷‍♂️
• “Bait & switch” 🤯— a $47 ride became $99 with no visible changes. 🚩 Uninstall alert!
• Almost double the price of a taxi! $32.81 for 4 miles? Holy Lyft! 🤑
• Triple-charged! They must think we’re rich. 💸
• Data collection scam? Not available in Australia, still in Aussie app store. G’day mate, but goodbye! 🦘
• Account deletion impossible—stuck on sign-up loop. No “Customer Service” either. 🤦‍♀️

The Good:

• Polite drivers! One reviewer even used 💯, which is 110% approval in math. 👌
• Drivers actually picked up when no one else would. Hero material! 🦸‍♂️
• Friendly chats and convenient loading/unloading spots. That driver deserves a cookie! 🍪
• Quick, easy, fun ⁠— just like a kiddie ride, minus the kiddie price! 🎠

The Ugly:

• Different driver than initial one, and the second one wasn't the one who showed up! Multiple personality driver disorder? 🚗🔀
• Bad navigation, taking people in opposite directions. Lyft’s inner compass must be broken. 🧭
• Unwilling to pick up a person with a service dog, leading to roadside drama. They sent a $10 credit—yay misunderstandings? 😩

In-Between:

• Someone’s Tesla is winter-tire ready 🛞. Congrats, I guess?
• Can’t download the app for drivers—Lyft's digital store might be haunted. 👻

In summary, Lyft riders love the friendly drivers but could really do without the tech snafus, Astronomical prices, billing surprises, and feeling like they are part of a data collection program.